Girl Scouts allowed in some Boy Scout programs...

http://www.nola.com/family/index.ssf/2017/10/boy_scouts_girls_in_historic_c.html#incart_m-rpt-2

On well glad my boys are grown

Are your girls grown?

As if I would answer that question...

Mine are either married or in college.

Now you asked for it

I got kicked out of cub scouts. Yeah, I got caught eating brownies.