So I need to order a new one so I can get my passport. I go to the Louisiana whatever it is .gov site and fill out all the shit and get to the end to learn that they want $80 for a GD piece of paper. So I say now way and finally find a phone number so I can find out why they want so much. The lady says "oh child you on the wrong site" and tells me to go to the other one. So I get through that one to find that it will cost me $50 because, get this, $20 to ship it next day air. Here is the best part. If I go with the express option they can get it to me in a week. If I have them mail it to me for free it will take 60+ days. Now how is that? You can't ship it next day air if you don't have it, so if you have it why can't you just drop it in the damn box and let snail mail get it to me in about 3 days? What a racket this has turned out to be. I think I will just drive back to Louisiana and go stand in line and get the damn thing for $15 or whatever it is. I know I will spend more than if I just order it but it is principal at this point. Bunch a damn crooks.