(Theme from "Deliverence" playing in background) Bubba: Dang "Booger", theres so many of these dang cars on this heer road we ain't never gunna git to the ball game. "Think the Tyde" gonna beat them Tigers this year Bubba?" Booger: "Awww, Hell no Booger", But its a good reeson to git on a good drunk". "Well damn, it might take a lil whall but as long as we got all this heer"Bama" stuff on the truck, them toilet paper rolls and all, and thiese heer cold Budwizers we,ll be jest fine! Bubba: "Hey, Looky up there" Booger, aint that one of them "drunk chekpoint things" Lordee..."I aint seen that many po leese since Billy Ray runned off and got hitched to his 12 year old cuzzin". Booger: "Awww Dam"Bubba, "you rite there"..."man we gotta do somethin with theese heer beers or them there po leese will arrest us for sure, and weel never get to the game"! Bubba: "Wait Booger", I got me a good Idea, pull them there labels of them there bottles. Booger: "OK Bubba"..."But what we doin all this heer for?" Bubba: "Well Booger", we gonna show them the po leese we smarted than we look". "Now, take that there label and stick it on my forehead and you do the same". Booger: "But Bubba, won't them po leese know we been drinking then"? Bubba: "Now boy don,t you fret", "I ain't been runnin "shine"all these years for nothin"! (Booger and Bubba finally get to the checkpoint and are approached by an Alabama State Trooper, who's more them a bit surprised by the Budweiser labels on their foreheads) Trooper: Hmmm, you buys ain't been drinkin and drivin today have ya? Booger: No surrrr...asides as you can see, "we on the patch"!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
