My wife just came home with a surprise for my son. She bought him a hat and shirt. But not just any hat and shirt. No no. She bought him a Gators hat and shirt! Needless to say, she is now hanging from a tree out front.
What??? Why?? During my freshman year my girlfriend at the time bought an Alabama tshirt, I about blew a gasket when she came over with that on. She thought the elephant was "cute".
damn girls....i knew a girl who wore aTm shirts...i would always ask her why in the hell she wore them...her reply..."i like the colors"
That's what she said. "It's cute." I now know that counting to 10 doesn't work. And he likes it. Only because he likes gators(the real ones). I have to watch him when we go home. He likes to "play" with them.
I think you need to visit the Tiger Fan Store at the top of the page and do some shopping for that boy of yours before it's too late to turn him from the dark side.
My wife's family keeps trying to put orange on my son. I keep telling them that purple is the color of kings...orange grows on any old fruit tree. That also reminds me of another funny story. Right after I moved up here, the company I worked for put up this panoramic shot of the Fiesta Bowl when UT won their national championship. You can see on the scoreboard that the clock is at 00:01 or something like that. Anyway, they called me into the lobby to see it. They all had these smug looks on their faces as I creeped up to the picture and put my face about three inches from the glass. I scanned the image for about a minute while everyone looked curiously at me. Finally, my boss asked what I was doing...I answered, "with all those Tennessee fans there, there HAS to be a still somewhere!"
