Which Offense? The Meerkat Offense Ding Dong! The Meerkat Offense is dead. Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed. Wake up, the Meerkat Offense is dead. Its gone where the Dinardos go, Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out. Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low. Let them know The Meerkat Offense is dead! I dont know which coach trumped who weither Miles cracked the whip on Crowton or Crowton stood up and told Miles to let him coach.. It does not matter!! We play offense like this the rest of the year we can score with anyone!!!! NO MORE MEERKAT!!!!