It doesnt matter how we got here It doesnt matter why we got here It only matters that we do it right while we are here So in that spirit here some light humor..... GEAUX TIGAHS Gabriel came to the Lord and said, "I have to talk to you, I have some Cajuns up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates. My horn is missing. Crab boil is all over their robes. Spareribs, and crawfish shells are all over the streets of gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing. They have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are watermelon seeds all over the clouds. They have eaten almost every animal up here! And some of them aren't even wearing their halos, saying it is messing up their hair." The Lord said, "I made them special, as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let's call the Devil." The Devil answered the phone, "Hello? Dang, hold on." The Devil returned to the phone and said, "Hello, God, what can I do for you?" God replied, "Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there." The Devil said, "Wait one minute," and puts the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said "Okay, I'm back. What was the question?" God asked again, "What kind of problems are you having down there?" The Devil said, "Man, I don't believe this..... Hold on, God." This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes. The Devil returned and said, "I'm sorry, God, I just can't talk right now. These Cajuns done put the fire out, and are trying to install air conditioning and direct TV before the LSU football game tonight!"
about the saints A cajun dies and goes to Hell. The Devil gives the cajun an evil grin and asks "Hot eough for ya?" The cajun tells the Devil "No, it reminds me of autumn back home in Louisiana." The Devil gets confused by this reply and turns the heat up. "How about now?" The cajun looks at the Devil and says "I love it. Reminds me of those lovely spring days back home in Louisiana." By now the Devil is really mad, he turns the heat up as hot as it'll go. "How you like it now?" The Devil says through gasps and sweat filled words. The cajun smiles and says, "Reminds me of the summer when me and ma friends would get together and boil some crawfish and drink some beers. back home in Louisiana." Now the Devil is really pissed. he turns the thermastat all the way down. Hell begins to develop ice and snow begins to fall. The Devil goes to the cajun and says "How do you like this?" The cajun looks at the Devil and says "I love it." The devil cant believe it. "this cant remind you of back home in Louisiana!" The cajun looks at the Devil and says, "No, but the Saints did win the Superbowl."
