Well, here I am with my freshly brewed coffee, getting "all woked up" this morning.... then this, pieced together from today's paper and the ESPN version:

So, "Dumb" (being Fred Rouse, who got kicked off the FSU team last season for being dumb) participates in a robbery of $1700 worth of stereo stuff at the home of Lorenzo Booker.
Dumb gets caught because he leaves his football GLOVE with his number stitched inside under a TV he smashed to the floor.
What is it with these GLOVES getting left behind. Where in heck are the police getting all these gloves they plant at crime scenes, anyway?
Then "Dumber" (A.J. Nicholson, who was drafted a few weeks ago by the Bengals) throws his life in the crapper by being robber II, who cuts his hand breaking the window for entry, then wipes the blood on some sheets in the house. Am I the only one who watches CSI, Miami???

Police think both guys may have been on drugs at the time.
Really?
There's a news flash!

unbelievable.:dis: :dis:

There is a reason why FSU is nicknamed "Felons State University".

Stealing from your college teammates was started by Barry Bonds at ASU, except he only stole food.

Yeah, but if the glove don't fit, you must aquit !

That's the famous Spurrier quote. "Felons State University" is what the Miami fans who go to school here like to call FSU. The irony is through the roof on that one.

Yes...but if you really need the food then it isn't stealing.


That boy was hongrey...

Check this out:

http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/nation/3923845.html

Think FSU wants to duke it out with the kids from Yuma to take their mascot?