or otherwise intoxicated? I've done lots of stupid stuff... I just snorted a line of pixy stick for $4. It burns.
Lucky I don't remember but while in college, we were out at the bar and this ugly girl came talk to me (I was with a roomate and couple of my buddies). When she left, I said, "Who the ---- was that"? My roomy started laughing and said, "That's the one you brought home last night".
when i went back home to visit this summer, me and a bunch of friends wanted to catch up, next thing you know i'm passed out in my nieghbors yards...they woke me up the next morning when they went to work then i had to find my car
supposed to go home by boat. woke up next morning on the deck of some dudes hatteras. unfortunately it was the owner of the marina that i worked at. still dont know how i got there. i blame it on florabama
Since I was too drunk to get out of the car and stand, I had my buddies spray paint the school buses in front of my girlfriend's school. I was 16, mad at her,and it seemed like a good idea at the time. I was coherent enough to have them paint the name of their school's rival on the buses. This was in a one red light town. Surprised we weren't busted. A close second was when an Alabama State Trooper stopped us on the way back from an Iron Bowl. He told the driver that we had to much shoe polish on the car and couldn't see. I shouted from the floor of the back seat, "She saw you, didn't she?" Almost went to jail over that one.
