Perhaps a wise precaution. This might qualify as allergic to alcohol.

I guess I forgot the obvious, you aren't legal age and anybody that bought you enough liquor to make you drunk could be liable. :grin:

Ok I guess its time to tell my most miserable moment. I was 17 and I went to Gulf Shores with a few friends. We drank 151 and Crown all week. One night we have another one of our many beach parties and I meet this girl who is extremly hot and we are both torn up.:shock: We walk down the beach and find a nice spot to get busy. During the action I find out she is a complete freak and her last night before she is leaving. In the heat of the moment she uses her finger nails and tears chunks of skin of my back. :sob: The whole trip I am walking around with obvious marks on my back with people yelling at me "get you some".

So the next night I run into one of her friends that was staying for a few more days. I guess she told me that her friend said she should try out what I have to offer. I was still in pain and even more drunk trying to dull the pain from the sunburn on the nice fresh wounds. My friends are messing with me and saying she is plotting to do the same thing so they have a story to tell.:dis: I wasnt having any of that. She gets closer and closer and I told her I am not falling for it twice so F'ck off.:cuss: It is around 5am and she is dressed in a nice outfit so since I have a bathing suit I decide to jump into the pool where she cant get me. :yelwink2:

Well I got the layout of the pool backwards and did an all out dive head first into the cement pool (3 or 4 feet deep). I am dazed or drunk I cant tell and I pick my head up out of the water. My friends are in shock and the first thing I ask them "is it bad". I can tell they are lying and they dont want me to freak out. I look over my shoulder and a huge chunk of my hair is floating in the water and blood gushing down my face. I tell him you are a liar it is horrible.

To top it all off the elderly security guard who had had problems with us all week comes out and tells me you cant be in the pool this late.:angry: Do you not see the carnage? I tell him "hey old man, dont make me come over there and break your hip". The cops come after that threat and send me to my friends parents. How embarrasing, it walk in with chunks out of my back that the officer could not explain and I am freakin bald at 17.:redface:

I guess the girls got an even better story for back home, they basically destroyed me. I hope they rot in hell.:hihi: