Ex Kentucy QB Lorenzon

Discussion in 'OTHER SPORTS Forum' started by islstl, Dec 10, 2006.

  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    Dude is an absolute tub.

    He's the backup for Manning at NY, saw him warming up on the sideline after Manning took a huge hit.

    Embarrassing for a QB to weight nearly 300 lbs like that (no exaggeration).
     
  2. martin

    martin Banned Forever

    i saw that. aikman: "that is not an offensive lineman".

    i like fat athletes. they have a "regular guy" vibe that i find funny. and i dunno does it hurt a qb to be fat? all they have to do is a step around the pocket a little and toss a ball around. he couldnt be less mbile than bledsoe.

    rohan davey is a bit of fatass and i love the way he plays.
     
  3. bayareatiger

    bayareatiger If it's too loud YOU'RE TOO OLD

    Great use of the word "fatass". :thumb:
     
  4. NoLimitMD

    NoLimitMD Founding Member

    Sounds like Battleship Lorenzen has lost some weight. A couple of years ago, he reported to camp at between 350 and 370 pounds.
     
  5. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    I apologize for under-reporting his weight.
     
  6. goldengirlfan

    goldengirlfan simple man

    And he could still hide behind Charlie Weis.:hihi:
     
  7. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    Yep, I ran the numbers, and Weiss has a wingspan of lard that is exactly 4.7 inches more in circumference than Lorenzon.
     
  8. DownOnTheBayou

    DownOnTheBayou Say My Name!

    I bet in practice when Lorenzon's in there and they run a shotgun formation, he lines up as far back as the punter does. With all that lard, he can't move that well. Better hope Eli don't go down.
     
  9. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

    I think we should come up with an all lard team:

    Lorenzen, Janikowski, Dayne (the old version), Sapp, Bettis (if he hadn't retired), etc.

    You get the picture (well they wouldn't all fit in the picture).

    I love the name "Battleship Lorenzen" by NoLimit.
     
  10. DownOnTheBayou

    DownOnTheBayou Say My Name!

    Madden could be the coach.
     

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