"Starkville is Indian for Trailer Park"-Skip Bertman "Everytime I go to Starkville I ask for a room without a view"-Skip Bertman "Who is the Loneliest Person is Starkville? The Tooth Fairy"-Smoke Laval Feel free to post any more.
Does Starkville really suck that bad? I've never been there, but from what Skip and everyone else says it sounds like hell.
I have a friend that goes to State that says it is indeed the worst place ever. Absolutely nothing to do but ride around in the back of pickup trucks.
From Dictionary.com stark adj 1: devoid of any qualifications or disguise or adornment; [syn: blunt, crude(a), stark(a)] 2: severely simple; "a stark interior" [syn: austere, severe] 3: complete or extreme; "stark poverty"; providing no shelter or sustenance; "bare rocky hills"; "barren lands"; "the bleak treeless regions of the high Andes"; "the desolate surface of the moon"; "a stark landscape" [syn: bare, barren, bleak, desolate] adv : completely; "stark mad"; "mouth stark open"
I used to be in a band and played there once a few years ago, it wasnt that bad.... it's just in the middle of nowhere.
A split-level home in Starville is when one end of the trailer falls off the cinderblocks....... How is a tornado like a Starkville divorce? Someone's going to lose a trailer! The last time LSU played in Starkville, the LSU Band bus got pulled over......the band was arrested for bringing schoolbooks into the county! Why don't they teach sex ed and driver's ed in Starkville? They don't want to wear out the mule!!
