As some of you may have already read, I have been sending in the plays to Coach Miles this season from my seat. I have been to all eleven games so far this year. Recently I revealed that I am responsible for the second half against Tennessee. You see, I always send in the plays using a signal method that involves a flashlight and an assortment of mirrors. Some of you may even have seen Miles on video saying "Where's my signal?". Well, if you have not already read my posts concerning this, now you know what/who he was looking for. During halftime of the Tenn. game, my flashlight batteries went dead. I had used those batteries for the ASU game in Tempe the previous game and also throughout that long road trip. Unfortunately, the batteries did not have enough juice to make it through the remainder of the UT game. As everyone was able to see, the lack of a signal caller in the stands costed LSU a victory. Needless to say, I bring extra batteries now! So here we arrive at now... I did not get tickets for the SEC Championship game. I have my playbook, a few mirrors, plenty of batteries, and one flashlight. I need someone to take over my signal duties this weekend. Preferably someone who is able to stop by here in Baton Rouge to pick the signal kit up. Please! The success of this football team this weekend depends upon it!!!!! :geauxtige LSU! :lsup: :helmet: :tigerhead
You have been to every away game and you will be missing this one. If we lose, I'm coming looking for you.
Nope, you're his favorite turd. :hihi: J/K Grad really does call the plays. Get's paid pretty good for it also.
As salty said, are sure you are up for it? At your age, I hear you can't get up for much! I would need to know more about your experience with telepathy first though. Is it similar to Ramah's phone hypnosis techniques?
There are pills for that. My method is based heavily upon theories by Maturana and Francisco Varela in the 1980s. A recent theory, focusing on the stable and powerful Delta and Gamma wavelength EEG emissions brains produce during states of intense emotion, has been suggested. The theory focuses the principle of neurokinetic harmonics into a rough framework called neurokinetic telepathy. It emphasises the practice of 'telepathy game', which is similar to ganzfeld type experiments, except that it is more energetically efficient, and treats the Sender/Receiver as a single unit. The theory posits that experts in this type of telepathy game could learn telepathy by co-adapting to their counterpart's specific neurosynaptic reflexes.
