Found this posted on another board: 09/03/05 North Texas - LSU 51-10, fans happy 09/10/05 Arizona State - LSU 31-21, fans grumbling about close game. Nick would have crushed them, they say. 09/24/05 Tennessee - LSU 33-17, fans very happy say they were behind Les from the start. 10/01/05 Mississippi State - LSU 46-13, MSU is our bich even Les knows this. 10/08/05 Vanderbilt - LSU 24-7, fans complain not enough points. Jimbo would have hung 40 on 'em. 10/15/05 Florida - LSU 31-28, fans complain we don't have Meyer even after the win. Lady Tigers fans compare Les "Kurt Russell" Miles to youthful good looks of Meyer. 10/22/05 Auburn - LSU 31-3, Les is the greatest. 11/05/05 TBD - Some unfortunate team gets an ass-whoopin'. 11/12/05 Alabama - LSU 23-17, Les still undefeated as coach at LSU. Everybody is on the bandwagon now. 11/19/05 Ole Miss - LSU 28-20, Ole Miss fans are crying for Cutcliffe to come back. Archie's long-lost illegitimate 4th son is reunited with father, commits to play for the Rebs in '06. 11/26/05 Arkansas - LSU 44-14, Les busts a Nutt against the hogs. Tigers go to SEC Championship as top ranked team in the country in new BCS format. AP has LSU 4th behind Boise State, Louisville, and an 8-3 USC team.
I thought this was just a joke until I saw the 11/26/05 writeup. That's exactly what will happen in the AP next season...almost. USC will be 7-4 and ranked #1, not 8-3.