Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female, dead drunk. Out of respect and propriety, the LSU fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Tennessee fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some grumbling, the Auburn fan took off his cap and placed it over her, ummm, other part." The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the LSU cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Tennessee cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Auburn cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time. The Auburn fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking? "Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Auburn hat, I find an a-hole.
