Going to Church makes you FAT

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  1. Rex_B

    Rex_B Geaux Time

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    This gave me a good chuckle:

    Religion and obesity: Study links church and being fat - Chicago Sun-Times

     
  2. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

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  3. Rex_B

    Rex_B Geaux Time

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    I get my humor elsewhere. This is my serious site.. haha
     
  4. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    it fattens your soul. unfortunately you and martin have none so you're exempt.
     
  5. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Conservatively religious type women believe that f*cking is a sin....so they don't care about how they look b/c they aren't out looking to f*ck men so they don't pay attention to their appearance and end up looking like sh*t b/c they aren't trying to get laid. It's a vicious circle.

    That being said, Martin is a fat piece of sh*t and he's athiest....so I can't explain that.
     
  6. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    poor people love church and popeyes.


    i was forced to go to church as an atheist kid and i still havent been able to shed the pounds.
     
  7. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    they could read about jesus on their own i guess. you dont have to go to church to learn about our lord. in fact it probably isnt worth the risk of getting fat. i am just gonna build my kid a bookshelf filled with bibles.
     
  8. tirk

    tirk im the lyrical jessie james

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    just think if you were born somewhere else, you would be saying the same thing about allah. why not let them decide as adults instead of indoctrinating them.
     
  9. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    wait, church makes you fat or church's?
     
  10. martin

    martin Banned Forever

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    sure, i suppose that is true. i thought maybe you could just learn from the bible and cultivate a personal relationship with jesus by reading the words of our lord. but i can see how it would be important to go to god's house i guess. plue the fellowship of others in christ is important.
     

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