"Good morning, fat@$$. We mean that in the best possible way."

friedriches · Jun 27, 2007

Over at my least favorite sports blog, Every Day Should Be Saturday, they have a new thread up of the top players they would like to draft from other teams. (Keep in mind they're bringing them to UF.)

Number one on the list? As if you have to ask.

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/?p=3552#more-3552

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lenn Dorsey, DT LSU. Once we went fishing off Destin with a crusty old redneck friend. At 5:30 in the morning, no one felt too talkative in the car. A flabby, shirtless power walker strode along the road, his rolls giggling to themselves in the early morning sun. Crusty old redneck friend, his voice cut by years of Marlboro Reds, said simply as we passed him: “Good morning, fatass.”

Good morning, fatass. We only mean that in the best possible way.

Good morning, Glenn Dorsey, just the fatass defensive tackle we want to draft onto the Florida Gators. 6′ 2″, 300 pounds, and could double as a riot control barrier if he had to in a pinch. Dorsey’s huge, but possessed of a supernatural quickness you’ve come to yawn at on the mind-boggling LSU roster. Can make math very difficult for an offensive coordinator looking to maintain protection, since he’ll draw double teams or take in two blockers through sheer gravitational attraction.
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khounba · Jun 27, 2007

friedriches said: ↑

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I hope you forgot the T. Otherwise you should watch your back on campus because FatA$$ is gonna get you. :lol:

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