check out the article on ESPN's college football page: http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/columns/story?columnist=maisel_ivan&id=1766703 Last January, LSU chancellor Mark Emmert, in one of the best lines ever delivered by a college president, said, "USC is the national champion the same way Al Gore is president." On Monday, Emmert was introduced as the new president of the University of Washington, partner of USC in the Pacific-10 Conference.