Guns And Dildos Are Basically The Same Thing:

Make sure you keep em locked up

This is the only gun safety I know..........

My contribution to Gun Safety!

Say Hello to my little dildo

That one kid had one that looked to be at lease 2 ft long. Nothing little about that thing, I can't compete with that bro

Its a fake. Anything that long would have to be black

After making it illegal for the sea level to rise, and running hundreds of teachers away to other states, our legislators are now tackling the tough issue of unsupervised use of a bb gun. We are trying, fellows, to be the stoopidist state, and unfortunately, making great progress!

In North Carolina, if an elected official can say, "Well, when I was a kid......" Game, set, match, its the freaking law!

http://www.newsobserver.com/2014/06/27/3970358/nc-bill-would-allow-children-in.html