1. Im thinking bullet through the head has to be a pretty cool way to go. i mean its instant.

    if you could pick one way besides lame ass dying in your sleep, how would you go. drugs, coma dont count either. pick something fun.

    i was thinking bullet through the head or maybe hot pursuit in a fiery auto crash as eloquently stated by the butthole surfers.
  2. Something fun? You are demented if you want a bullet or fire.

    All of those thing will leave you maimed and useless if you foul it up. People survive headshots all the time. How about surviving a 100% body burn?

    You want fun AND something impossible to survive. My first thought is . . . free-fall without a parachute. It might be terrifying if you changed your mind along the way, of course, but otherwise you could fly like superman . . . sort of.

    But a better choice would be to double overdose on heroin. Actually rush to death. You'd feel really great until you were quite definitely done.
  3. i said die not survive.


    the few people who have survived suicide from the golden gate bridge all say the same thing. about a half second after jumping their first thought is this was a bad decision. the survival instincts take over i suppose. i certainly dont want to go that way. id prolly die of a heart attack prior to hitting the ground.


    yeah i never thought of that. thatd be kinda cool.
  4. Why not die with some style and adventure?
  5. thats what im getting at sweetpea. ****ting your pants 300 feet before impact isnt good form.
  6. A bullet to the back of the head, provided I didn't know it was coming. Boom...Lights out.

    Another cool way would be to be shot by the Secret Service right after I...oh wait...better not go there.;)
  7. Fire has to be the worst or close to it. Drowning can't be great. I suppose death while having sex with a hot chick would be cool. Dehydration.
  8. :shock:

    I'd be willing to give my life to the cause if it were a girl, girl, guy thing.
    :wave:

    I think a massive coronary during sex is a good way to go. No suffering. Just blast and pass.

  9. only a woman could make my happy death thread depressing. just answer eat a bullet next time and move on.
  10. For the purposes of this question I would like to die from headbutting the cement. Either that or eating a bathtub full of pork and beans. I read a book that identified those as the two most manly methods of suicide, and I tend to agree.

    In reality I want to have a long protracted illness. That will give me the time to make peace with all my loved ones and God, and make sure all my affairs are in order. I would much rather suffer for a period here and know my family knows where all the insurance policies are, knows the passwords for all the financial accounts, and has a plan of how to invest the life insurance proceeds than for me to go suddenly and them have to figure it all out on their own.

    I really need to get around to doing that in case I get sniped walking to my car.