"How to be a Democrat"

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  1. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    HOW TO BE A DEMOCRAT

    Virtually anyone can be a Democrat. Just simply quit thinking and vote that way. But if you want to be a GOOD Democrat, there are some prerequisites you

    must have first.

    Compare the below and see how you rate.

    1. You have to believe the AIDS virus is spread by a lack of federal
    funding.

    2. You have to believe that the same teacher who can't teach 4th graders how

    to read is somehow qualified to teach those same kids about sex.

    3. You have to believe that guns, in the hands of law-abiding Americans, are

    more of a threat than U.S. nuclear weapons technology in the hands of
    Chinese communists.

    4. You have to believe that there was no art before Federal funding.

    5. You have to believe that global temperatures are less affected by
    cyclical, documented changes in the earth's climate, and more affected by yuppies driving SUVs.

    6. You have to believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual

    is natural.

    7. You have to be against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

    8. You have to believe that businesses create oppression and governments
    create prosperity.

    9. You have to believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony
    activists from Seattle do.

    10. You have to believe that self-esteem is more important than actually
    doing something to earn it.

    11. You have to believe the military, not corrupt politicians start wars.

    12. You have to believe the NRA is bad, because it supports certain parts of

    the Constitution, while the ACLU is good, because it supports certain parts of the Constitution.

    13. You have to believe that taxes are too low, but ATM fees are too high.

    14. You have to believe that Margaret Sanger and Gloria Steinem are more
    important to American history than Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison.

    15. You have to believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial
    quotas and set-asides aren't.

    16. You have to believe Hillary Clinton is really a lady.

    17. You have to believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked
    anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in
    charge.

    18. You have to believe conservatives telling the truth belong in jail, but a liar and sex offender belongs in the White House.

    19. You have to believe that homosexual parades displaying drag,
    transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger

    scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

    20. You have to believe that illegal Democratic party funding by the Chinese

    is somehow in the best interest of the United States.
     
  2. Bestbank Tiger

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    Hmmm...I'm a Democrat and #16 is the only statement I agree with.
     
  3. M.O.M

    M.O.M Freshman

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    I don't like Hillary, but otherwise I'm with you.
    I think alot of the things Bill Clinton did as President if he had been a Republican, those party loyalists wouuld have been cheering him wildly.
    But because he was a Democrat, they hated him.
    But I can't say the same for Hillary.
    I don't trust her at all.

     
  4. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    this was a Satire folks, don't take it too seriously.
     
  5. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    I would find it very distressing if you were a Democrat and Admitted to all of these.

    Sadly most have a funny ring of truth to them, deny it if you want...... there it is. Hey it's all in fun, I can't tell you how many emails I've gotten poking fun at our current Admin.

    Old saying goes?? if you cant take the heat, stay out of the kitchen right?
     
  6. Sourdoughman

    Sourdoughman TigerFan of LSU and the Tigerman

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    I don't know about party loyalists, but I don't see how anyone
    could support someone like Bill Clinton whether he is Republican,
    Democrat or Independent.

    Someone with that kind of baggage, Someone that will look you in
    the eye and tell you what he thinks you want to hear and lie to
    you at the same time.

    Theres a reason Al Gore tried to separate himself from Clinton when running for president.

    Bill Clinton is why Al Gore lost the election, no other reason.

    All the baggage carried over to Al, which I feel bad for him as a
    Republican!
     
  7. Bestbank Tiger

    Bestbank Tiger Founding Member

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    The list is a fair enough description of the nutjob wing of the Democrats :)
     
  8. M.O.M

    M.O.M Freshman

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    I don't understand why the Democratic contenders insist on allying themselves with these groups.
    On economic issues, I think the Democrats have what the American people want. Jobs, health care, security.
    But they continue to allign themsleves with every leftwing special interest group that can form a PAC.
    Take Howard Dean.
    He made the comment about guns, gays and God. But I think his point was to go along with the left in getting rid of guns and God and promote the gay agenda.
    Why can't a major Democratic candidate with some economic populist ideas and a conservative agenda on the guns, gays and Gods issue come to the fore? I think that could be a winning forumla.

     
  9. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    see below
     
  10. JSracing

    JSracing Founding Member

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    I'll answer that for you.
    BECAUSE there is no such thing!
     

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