It could be worse. I have 3 kids. I divorced my ex in 92. Thanks to the southern court system, the wicked ex got custody of the kids and moved to Alabama where her family's from. SO,,,,,as much as I tried, I couldn't sway my kids from the dark side. They grew up Alabama fans. They'll root for LSU, but only when there's no conflict with Alabama. Imagine sitting around the dinner table and all the people around you are Alabama fans.
It's College Football and you are in the house of a big rival. You're gonna get some smack talk. 99% of it is going to be in good spirits and you'll be amazed at how the older the person is doing the talking the less likely it is to be something ugly or malicious. There will be some very sprited people around you and you will probably end up a liking a few of 'em. Think about how you treat rival visitors who come into Death Valley with good spirits, looking to have fun and cheer on their team. We're usually pretty fun loving and hospitable folks. Loud and Obnoxious ... like no one else in the country. Do we have a good time? Better than I've had with my clothes off. You get what you're looking for most of the time. Come up and look for a good time. You're bound to find it. T-Town throws one of the better parties outside of Baton Rouge. It is a great College Football experience. And there are PLENTY of Tiger Fans here. One of the biggest populations outside of BR. So if you get nervous you'll be able to find safe harbor. And if you decide not to take the tickets ... I'll send you my address and even pay for the postage.
I would do it and I would wear a purple and gold shirt of Calvin pissing on either a face shot of Bear Bryant or his tombstone
2 years ago, I sat on the 50 yard line surrounded by NOTHING but Bama fans. They were amazingly docile creatures. A Bama friend gave me the tix (I sat next to him....he is a big time Bama guy). I asked him why they didn't mess with me and he said b/c they are all rich old people. Sure enough, I looked around and these seats were just a bunch of old Bama boosters and the like. They didn't mess with me at all. I imagine had I sat in other parts of the stadium that I would have accidentally gotten a drink or two spilled on me.
If I had the runs real bad and had soiled myself, then yeah. I could use the detergent and toilet paper!
