Jared Lorenzen still playing football at 320 lbs

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  1. islstl

    islstl Playoff committee is a group of great football men Staff Member

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  2. ParadiseiNC

    ParadiseiNC don't worry, be happy

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    Hysterical. Gotta love the Pillsbury Throwboy, aka Battleship Lorenzen.
     
  3. TigersTailgating

    TigersTailgating Waterford Lesticles

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    Geaux for him... "I love to see a fat guy score, cuz you get a fat guy spike, and a fat guy dance". lol
     
  4. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

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    He ate 1/3 of Alan Faneca.
     
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  5. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

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    Glad to hear that the Hefty Lefty is doing well
     
  6. TigerBacker70

    TigerBacker70 I'm the Cock of the Walk!

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    Maybe his torso weight 320. Dude is a couple double quarter pounders with cheese away form 400 easily. I guarantee he's closer to 375 than 320.
     
  7. mobius481

    mobius481 Registered Member

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    Dude, when he was big at Kentucky and NYG, he looked like a guy that was just too big to be a qb and a little funny. Now he legitimately looks too big to be a nose tackle and his playing quarterback is hilarious.
     
  8. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    Wasn't he on the Kentucky team of the O-Lineman that was murdered? I vaguely remember that, he was a walk on, and got shot on his front porch....... anyone? anyone?
     
  9. fanatic

    fanatic Buckle your seatbelts...

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    Is there any video of that huge bastid playing in a game?
     
  10. Kal-El012

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    It's funny cuz he fat!

     

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