1. Hysterical. Gotta love the Pillsbury Throwboy, aka Battleship Lorenzen.
  2. Geaux for him... "I love to see a fat guy score, cuz you get a fat guy spike, and a fat guy dance". lol
  3. He ate 1/3 of Alan Faneca.
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  4. Glad to hear that the Hefty Lefty is doing well
  5. Maybe his torso weight 320. Dude is a couple double quarter pounders with cheese away form 400 easily. I guarantee he's closer to 375 than 320.
  6. Dude, when he was big at Kentucky and NYG, he looked like a guy that was just too big to be a qb and a little funny. Now he legitimately looks too big to be a nose tackle and his playing quarterback is hilarious.
  7. Wasn't he on the Kentucky team of the O-Lineman that was murdered? I vaguely remember that, he was a walk on, and got shot on his front porch....... anyone? anyone?
  8. Is there any video of that huge bastid playing in a game?
  9. It's funny cuz he fat!