Jared Lorenzen still playing football at 320 lbs

Discussion in 'OTHER SPORTS Forum' started by islstl, Feb 5, 2014.

  1. islstl

    islstl Occupy the BCS Staff Member

  2. ParadiseiNC

    ParadiseiNC don't worry, be happy

    Hysterical. Gotta love the Pillsbury Throwboy, aka Battleship Lorenzen.
  3. TigersTailgating

    TigersTailgating Waterford Lesticles

    Geaux for him... "I love to see a fat guy score, cuz you get a fat guy spike, and a fat guy dance". lol
  4. Contained Chaos

    Contained Chaos Don't we all?

    He ate 1/3 of Alan Faneca.
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  5. Cajun Sensation

    Cajun Sensation I'm kind of a big deal Staff Member

    Glad to hear that the Hefty Lefty is doing well
  6. TigerBacker70

    TigerBacker70 I'm the Cock of the Walk!

    Maybe his torso weight 320. Dude is a couple double quarter pounders with cheese away form 400 easily. I guarantee he's closer to 375 than 320.
  7. mobius481

    mobius481 Registered Member

    Dude, when he was big at Kentucky and NYG, he looked like a guy that was just too big to be a qb and a little funny. Now he legitimately looks too big to be a nose tackle and his playing quarterback is hilarious.
  8. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

    Wasn't he on the Kentucky team of the O-Lineman that was murdered? I vaguely remember that, he was a walk on, and got shot on his front porch....... anyone? anyone?
  9. fanatic

    fanatic Buckle your seatbelts...

    Is there any video of that huge bastid playing in a game?
  10. Kal-El012

    Kal-El012 Veteran Member

    It's funny cuz he fat!


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