Santa watches college FB and saw that Joe Booty play and got drunk and snuck down from the North Pole to come see his pal Joe and just hang out. Santa: Hey Joe, wazzup, why you alone Joe ... Startled: WOW, Santa! It’s really you! What you doin’ here! Santa: I watched the game and thought you’d need cheering up. You know I still listen to your prayers. Joe: Thanks Santa, you’re the greatest. Santa: Why you not out partying n banging Golden Girls Joe, it’s your time you know. Joe: I got one sneakin over here at 11 Santa Santa: Ho Ho Ho that’s my boy! I can still see that there’s a lot on your mind Joe. Joe: Yeah, I’m caught up on something that I just can’t let go Santa ... It’s Ohio State and the whole thing that led me to come to LSU. Santa: Tell me about it ... Wishes can come true ... Aren’t you happy here Joe! Joe: Yeah, the Coaches and Team are great and I’m focused on Auburn this week. Santa: Oh you’re gonna tear Nasty Gus a new one Joe, me and the elves can’t wait. Joe: I see it Santa, and the Alabama payback hanging 50 on em both but it’s after that ... Santa, it’s wrong but I want revenge against Ohio State and Justin Fields, and especially that asshole coach Ryan Day. Coach Meyer would never have put me second string behind that clown Fields you know, hell he only has 1492 yards and 22 TDs and I’m smokin’ his ass in this Heisman race ... Santa: I know Joe, but revenge is such a terrible thing. try to get it outta your mind. Joe: I can’t Santa, it’s an obsession Santa: I see your passion Joe ... Ok tell me your wish and maybe I can do something Joe: My wish is we go 15-0 and I win the Heisman and we beat Ohio State in the National Championship in New Orleans. Then I walk up to Ryan Day and ... Joe Whispers into Santa’s ear what he’s gonna do and say ... Santa: Oh no Joe, that’s too fucking funny. Me and the elves will get shitfaced and we gotta see that on January 13. New Orleans is gonna Geaux Bonkers and I’ll be sure to listen to all these LSU Playoff and Title wishes from the LSU fans for Christmas ... What did Joe Burrow do and say to Ohio State Coach Ryan Day?