Little Nicky wants to ride Les' Pummel Horse

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  1. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    And Les will be "honored" to let him ride on that Pummeling Horse:hihi:

    Little Nicky's Ride
    Little Lord Saban his first name Nicky
    Dirtiest damned midget ever so tricky
    He wanted to ride Les' Pummel Horse
    BCSCG in that SUPERDOME of course

    LSU planned years ago the party date
    Four years a crystal is not a long wait
    Les Miles Pummel Horse and Les alone
    Nicky not invited to sit on Les' throne

    Pull EPSN strings n' spend Bama green
    AGAIN on LSU's Pummel Horse Machine
    Ride them hard Midget, kick like a mule
    Pummel Horse's gonna bust yo azz fool

    After a half time you see you can't win
    Then it's too late to throw the towel in
    On that Pummel Horse sixty minute ride
    Stomping your guts n' your BAMA pride

    How will you behave when it's so clear
    Les is Yo' Daddy and not just this year
    What will your big EGO force you to do
    When Pummel Horse breaks you in two

    Will you run off to Texas or hang tough
    And face your DADDY LES soon enough
    In Death Valley without yo Heisman TR
    And that same bum QB driving your car

    You're human drama, West Viginia trash
    We can't wait to see if ya take da cash
    Or stay around the SEC, lotsa mo' rides
    Pummel Horse gonna bust up yo insides

    Little LORD SABAN, his first name Nicky
    Humble little midget, no longer so tricky
    Just had to ride on LES' PUMMEL HORSE
    Life's lesson learned bout that of course
     
  2. GregLSU

    GregLSU LSUFANS.com

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    Very very nice bro, this one is one of my favorites.
     
  3. ramahsghost

    ramahsghost Veteran Member

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    Glad you enjoyed it!

    Nick's five years are up ... I don't think we'll see too much of him after this season when he gets the SHOE again
     

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