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tigerbaitabq · Oct 12, 2010

Evil Contrarianism: Why LSU Is The Frontrunner For The National Championship - SBNation.com

I came across this entertaining sarcasm laced article hyping the Tigers as the logical frontrunner for the NC. :wave:

diamondheadtiger · Oct 12, 2010

tigerbaitabq said: ↑

Evil Contrarianism: Why LSU Is The Frontrunner For The National Championship - SBNation.com

I came across this entertaining sarcasm laced article hyping the Tigers as the logical frontrunner for the NC. :wave:
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Awesome :hihi:

geauxgeauxhon · Oct 12, 2010

*Ha just kidding. He's lived out of the snack machine at LSU's football offices since 2005 off Zingers and peanuts alone. His doctor says he has the body of a 30-year-old. Les Miles is lucky in everything.
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Hello actual football content; LSU currently has the nation's number 6th ranked defense, the number one corner in the nation in Patrick Peterson, an unbudgeable defensive tackle in Drake Nevis, and a budding pass-rusher in one Barkevious Mingo. And sure, LSU's offense is just south of Rice and Illinois in terms of total performance, but you know what happens when you score? YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE BALL BACK TO THE OTHER TEAM, GENIUS-PERSON.
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The scene: Oregon versus LSU in the national title game:

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The second half begins with LSU onsiding the ball and holding the ball for the entirety of the second half. This time LSU offensive coordinator Gary Crowton actually attempts to score, which results in the same endless possession game for LSU. Oregon has zero yards of offense; LSU has the equivalent of 800 if you count penalty yardage, yards lost to fumbles, called quarterback kneels, and other offensive atrocities. Chip Kelly is no longer coaching on the sideline as he has passed out after concussing himself with his own clipboard. Miles is watching and eating a Blizzard with his fingers on the opposite sideline.
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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Even funnier is that this was written before we played Florida.

Good stuff.

fanatic · Oct 12, 2010

Ha, I see PodKATT commented at the end of the article. Good for him.

jreed999 · Oct 12, 2010

OK, I tried to read his stuff objectively, but c'mon...

Author's a joke.

PLEASE don't get me wrong... I think CLM et al have problems, but the article author is a bit off...

Why LSU is a better national title contender than Boise State or TCU ---- because they've WON ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (extra exclamation points to get the VERY real point across.)