I received this in an email today. I am passing this on because I think ya’ll will like it. If you are the author please let us know. I hope that ya’ll enjoy it as I did and hope no one takes offense. LSU TIGER OATH 2005 As we anticipate another great football season, don't head to the first game of the season without swearing yourself in beforehand. Otherwise, you're not a Tiger fan, well, not officially anyway. I ________________ solemnly swear to do the following in 2005 to ensure that I remain a member of the most passionate, intimidating, and sometimes scary fan base known to man. I agree to DO the following: 1. I will always cheer for LSU in sound levels that would make a banshee proud.... and deaf. I will agree to do this whether in Tiger Stadium, at an opposing stadium, in front of a TV, at a bar/restaurant, or at a friend's/family member's wedding/funeral with strategically placed ear phones. 2. I will wear purple and gold to games. I will NOT, however, under any circumstances wear purple and gold camouflage overalls, pants, or hats.....EVER. (You do indeed still have to wear pants, I'm talking to you, Livingston Parish!) 3. Speaking of not wearing camouflage overalls, don't wear overalls at all. If that's all you own, you might need to examine the fact that you might be a Mississippi St. fan or a member of Dexy's Midnight Runners. 4. I will continue to tailgate in a way that is representative of my school's perennial National Champions of Tailgating title. This means good food, good music, lots of alcohol, and great people. 5. When tailgating, I will not devote more time to a centerpiece than I do for preparing food. If this is the case, I might as well become an Ole Miss fan. They are big believers of style without substance. 6. I will invite visiting fans to our tailgate spot and give them a hard time before taking them in as one of our own, feeding them, and getting them drunk. 7. I will NOT act in a way that promotes the negative stereotype that LSU has bad fans. 8. I will NOT boo our players while at games. I can boo college coaches and NFL players and coaches but NOT college kids. Remember, if they don't receive a paycheck, I can't boo them. I can, however, boo Alabama players because they all get paid. 9. I will not leave a game before the 5 min. mark in the 4th qtr unless LSU is up by 21 or more, and I/someone with me is: vomiting, bleeding, and/or stricken with hysterical blindness. Beating traffic is not a viable excuse until I reach age 40. 10. I will continue to believe that Mike the Tiger's roaring before a game has everything to do with his school spirit and nothing to do with a human in a tiger costume that Mike can't stand. 11. I will stop trying to start a wave. Waves are for soccer or Tulane fans. 12. I will cheer for our team on offense but only when the play is over, the team needs to be able to hear when in the huddle and when lining up for the snap. On defense, I will constantly scream at the top of my lungs, like a nine year old running from Neverland Ranch. Please sign here (in blood) X___________________________________________________ When the blood dries you will then be an OFFICAL LSU TIGER FAN
To check out the site that this little ditty came from go to tigerreports.com. The guy that started the site is the one that posted it I think. Also check out the articles written by my fellow tailgater Carey Montz!
i wrote this. it was my 2nd article for tigerreport.com. i'm not the person behind the site though, i just write one article per week. it's just a hobby, but it's been fun seeing it passed around. i appreciate all the great things said about it and those that passed it along. you can check me out weekly on tigerreport.com and once football season gets started at southeasternfootball.com (it's an sec site not a slu site.) my preseason info is up. go :lsup: :tigbas: !!!!!
Thanks LSUtiger327 for the great oath. Glad to meet the author of it!!!! Hope you don't mind me posting it here for all TF fans to read!
