'twas the night before shaq and kobe and all through the forum not a poster was stirring, nor any signs of bad decorum the rants were exhausted, long before this fine day the only thing possibly omitted, is that les, john brady and even smoke may be gay all the posters were snug, in their parent's small basements with hopes of an upgrade, to the next room adjacent though such a day won't come, it does not really matter since far up above, there came such a clatter what the hell was that noise, who on earth could that be? it must be that fat ass santa, finally delivering my HD tv oh hell no it wasn't, it was my ex-slut again asking where were those back-payments, much to my chagrin I hate common law, its the worse thing ever i should have shot her long ago, when i took her hunting in that bad weather though i believe in due process, LA's napoleonic law still sucks oh what i would give, for just one hard you know what though her looks are very good, in the end it does not matter there comes such a day, a common-law wife you should batter as i recount my blessings, amongst all my tigerforums friends i realize things are better, than before they had been although all you losers, are pretty much virtual it beats the hell out of begging, for a god damned prenuptial merry christmas fools..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: let's hope the current one doesn't happen upon this.