1. Mr. "up"dyke".....has three children. One he named "Crimson Tyde." He named the second " Bear Bryant updyke." The third was a daughter whom he wanted to name "Alley Bama" but his second wife refused....seriously
  2. gtfo

    are you effin serious?
  3. I think he just may be. By what I heard on that phone call I'd believe it.
  4. Insanity plea if I ever saw one. Dude lives in a fantasy world consumed by Alabama football. I bet he beat his wife when the gumps lost the iron bowl.
  5. Maybe the trees will get some revenge. :hihi:
  6. After seeing that picture in the article posted in this thread, I emailed it to two Bama buddies of mine. One responded,

    "That picture is why we may be the most laughed at and hated fan base in America"
    :hihi:
  7. To top it all off, not only is this Richard Cranium not some punk kid but a 62 year old tool shed, he is a retired Texas State Trooper, or so I've been told. Wow, I would have assumed dog catcher or something like that but THP? And the hits just keep comin.
  8. The guy didn't even go to Alabama. What a joke.