I have to give an intro speech to my law professor tomorrow morning and he's a huge GA Bulldog who just constantly rips us. I need to hit him with something good during the speech about Georgia football. Any ideas??
"I heard Georgia beat LSU last year ... Guess one out of three aint't bad !" Best I could come up with.
Tell him that Rodney Garner is interviewing for the LSU Defensive Coordinator position on Wednesday. That will raise his ears a little.
Q: How do you know you are getting close to Athens? A: When you stop to pee the cows back up to the fence.
When a man in Macon, Georgia came upon a wild dog attacking a young boy, he quickly grabbed the animal and throttled it with his two hands. A reporter, UGA graduate, saw the incident and congratulated the man telling him the headline the following day would read, "Local Man Saves Child by Killing Vicious Animal." The hero, however, told the journalist that he wasn't from Macon. "Well, then," the UGA alum said, "the headline will probably say, "Georgia Man Saves Child by Killing Dog." "Actually," the man said, "I'm from Connecticut." "In that case," the reporter said in a huff, "the headline will read, "Yankee Kills Family Pet."
Tell him that if he drives through Athens with his car windows rolled down he may get a diploma thrown into his car.
