1. The DBU, RBU, etc. are overused but helps recruiting and serve a purpose. I think we should also be known as Nickname U. Some examples:

    Pistol Pete (and the 'PMAC')
    Honey Badger
    Big Baby
    Chinese Bandits
    Death Valley (even our stadium has a great nickname)
    Shaq (more nicknames than any athlete ever? Although many self proclaimed).
    Nacho Albergamo
    Cecil the Diesel (only played a handful of games but fitting nickname)
    John "Hot Plate" Williams (if I remember that one correctly, reference to his weight and also Hot Rod Williams).
    Jerry Ice Reynolds
    Buga
  2. Yea Nick Name University.
  3. Shitshow QB U...
    Just channeling Shane before it is posted...
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  4. Mad hatter
    Lil napoleon
    Curly bout crazy
    Cholly Mac
    Dale ass picker brown
    Pepsodent Paul I think it was?

    Pretty sure this happens at all programs however.

    Hi c
    Cookie man
    Jordan Jefferson jr
    And on and on
  5. Everytime I see his name I get the same look on my face he gave everytime he fucked up which was almost every play. I swear the most embarrassing moment of being an LSU fan was when that dumbass said Thomas Jefferson was George Jefferson on ESPN. And he was serious too. We had a guy start for 3 seasons at the most critical role in the field that didn't know the difference between the 3rd President of the United States and a ranting and raving bald black man on television. I'm sorry but this is one thing I'll never be able to forgive Les Miles for, playing his intellectual equivalent at qb for so long.

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  6. Dude I swear ESPN ran a picture of Sherman Helmsley wearing one of those curly white wigs after he did that. Funniest damn thing, wish I could find it.
  7. Look on the east side. It's in a deluxe apartment in the sky.
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  8. You are so movin' on up..
  9. Wasn't this the QB that got us to the NC against bumma, and led us to one of the best seasons in our history? Lee was JJs fluffer early, but when things got tough the coaches trusted JJ to lead the team to almost all-time greatness.
  10. The way you are highjacking threads lately is beginning to leave me weezy.
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