Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Revolution

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  1. TigerBait3

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    Norris Volunteers To Lead Texas Revolution


    He should do it just for entertainment purposes. One can only hope that Ted Nugent is his VP.
     
    TigerBait3, Apr 17, 2009
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  2. CajunlostinCali

    CajunlostinCali Booger Eatin Moron

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    This is certain to screw everyone in their Texas recruiting efforts!

    I like Ted for the top spot over Norris. Chuck has the balls to geaux for it but Ted is crazy enough to pull it off.
     
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  3. DJM136

    DJM136 fubar 24/7

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    Ted for Prez, Chuck for Sec. of Defense. Christie Brinkley for......well.....uhh....so we can watch her on the Total Gym.

    Nugent: So I'm aiming at this huge bull elephant.
    Stern: Aren't those endangered?
    Nugent: This one was!
     
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    CarolinaTiger61 Recently Repatriated

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    I'd imagine a seceded Texas would opt for naming it Secretary of War rather than Defense.
     
    CarolinaTiger61, Apr 17, 2009
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  5. TigerKid05

    TigerKid05 Say Whaa!?!?

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    I'm not a big fan of Texas but, I guess they can deal with all of the borders problems should they leave the union.
     
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    luvdimtigers Founding Member

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    Maybe he forgot what happened the last time a state secceded.

    Of course, who would be crazy enough to challenge him??
     
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  7. StaceyO

    StaceyO Football Turns Me On

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    I guess if Chuck Norris had been around in 1860, the South would've won the war.
     
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    red55 curmudgeon Staff Member

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    If Texas seceeds, Louisiana should try to be annexed by them.
     
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  9. LaSalleAve

    LaSalleAve when in doubt, mumble

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    no, chuck norris would have won the war.
     
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    DarkHornet Louisiana Sports Fan

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    Then they'd have to worry about securing their west, north, and eastern borders as well! :hihi:
     
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