Pat Robertson--Crazy like a fox.

oral roberts, jerry falwell and pat robertson. when pat dies, who's gonna provide all this funny stuff. this is better than caddyshack.

"PAT ROBERTSON: And, you know, Kristi, something happened a long time ago in Haiti, and people might not want to talk about it. They were under the heel of the French. You know, Napoleon III and whatever. And they got together and swore a pact to the devil. They said, "We will serve you if you will get us free from the French." True story. And so, the devil said, "OK, it's a deal."

And they kicked the French out. You know, the Haitians revolted and got themselves free. But ever since, they have been cursed by one thing after the other. Desperately poor. That island of Hispaniola is one island. It's cut down the middle. On the one side is Haiti; on the other side is the Dominican Republic. Dominican Republic is prosperous, healthy, full of resorts, et cetera. Haiti is in desperate poverty. Same island. They need to have and we need to pray for them a great turning to God. And out of this tragedy, I'm optimistic something good may come. But right now, we're helping the suffering people, and the suffering is unimaginable.

KRISTI WATTS (co-host): Absolutely, Pat."

true story. yes. absolutely Pat, you crazy mf'er

Robertson's "true story": Haiti "swore a pact to the devil" to get "free from the French" and "ever since, they have been cursed" | Media Matters for America

 

i cannot prove that to be untrue.

 

:rolleye33::lol:

 

Since Obama and the Libs have bankrupt the country.
I would like to know if the funds we provide for unforseen disasters in this country are covered as well as sending money to places like Haiti?
Where is the money going to come from? Obama's stash?
Is that part of the Stimulus bill or the second one to come?

 

Much more credible than Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, and Jeremiah Wright. :thumb:

 

You should add Obama also.
Liar, Liar, How many promises and statements has he broken now?
The most transparent administration, Carry health care debate on c-span to name a few.

 

You could say that they all are the same sh*t, different smell.

 

You hopefully dont believe that, yourself but nice try.
All included arent worth a damn.

 

these guys are slimy but not crazy wackos. roberts, falwell and robertson are on a different level. you can add farakhan and elijah muhammed to the crazy wacko list. and wright isnt really relevant because he's not a national guy. certainly there are tons more regional/local wackos.

 

I thought the reason Haiti was crap and the Dominican Republic was awesome was because of either baseball or race/ethnicity.

Pact with the devil makes a lot of sense