The Onion (satire) Patriots Draft Pat Patriot's Successor With Third-Round Pick Of Sophomore LSU Mascot The Onion (satire) FOXBOROUGH, MA—In a bold move to usher the franchise into the future, the New England Patriots reportedly drafted Pat Patriot's successor Monday by using a third-round pick, 72nd overall, to select sophomore LSU mascot Mike the Tiger. Several reports ... Continue reading...
