1. On the Dan Patrick show, Kiffin compared Nick Saban to the prisoner Brooks Hatlen from “Shawshank Redemption” and said Saban wouldn’t know how to function in the real world without coaching Bama football ...

    That’s some funny smack and we’re gonna hear a ton of that shit for sure ...

    He just put a bullseye on poor Plumlee for the Oct 3 game at Ole Miss ...

    Bama faces GA two weeks earlier then gets Saban’s Alma Mater Kent St the week after

    If Ole Miss was right after the GA game, he might have had a chance ... It’s gonna be a beastial game for sure

    I’m still convinced the Kent St shootings in the 70’s were aimed at Satan but missed
  2. Great stuff ma man. Keep it comin.
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  3. Best statement I've ever read on this board.
  4. Y’all hate him too huh ...
    You got about two more years before he becomes like JoPa ...

    Hoping he loses Sarkisian ... throw those BASTIDS into total shambles
  5. That would be like powdered sugar on a beignet
  6. Beignets are too good ... even without sugar

    Better is ...
    An ASST coach deficient Alabama missing their OC Sarkisian is like a pile of crap with all the corn missing
  7. I haven't had beignets in a long time. Now I want some.