1. If that were the case, there wouldn't be any numbers left to wear with all the bad draft picks they've had.
  2. Damn, that's like when France banned naming children Adolf.
  3. I've started a petition that's similar,. Americans are banned from naming babies George.
  4. I've heard of jerseys being retired because of greatness of the player who wore it, but this is the first time I've ever heard of one being retired because the player sucked so bad.

    Hilarious..