You've probably seen this before, and it may have already been posted, but for those who haven't seen it: SEC Collegiate Football Quiz (1) What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs? .........Drool. (2) What do you get when you put thirty-two Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? .........A full set of teeth. (3) How do you get a South Carolina cheerleader into your dorm room? .........Grease her hips and push. (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? .........Pay him for the pizza. (5) How do you know if a Mississippi State football player has a girlfriend? ........There is tobacco spit on both sides of his pickup. (6) Why is the Kentucky football team like a possum? .........Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road. (7) What are the longest three years of an Auburn football player's life? .........His freshman year. (8) How many Florida Freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? .........None -- that's a sophomore course. (9) Where was O. J. headed in the white Bronco? ........Baton Rouge, Louisiana. He knew that the police would never look at LSU for a Heisman Trophy winner. You know, as frustratingly true this statement is, I wish we did have more candidates for the trophy. I know NC's are more important, but I would love to see a Tiger do "the pose." AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....) (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? .........You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week. Add your own...
(11) Did you know there are two types of Ole Miss players? ........those who can count and those who can't (12) Why didn't Vanderbilt's QB show up for the game? .......there was a stop sign on the way to the stadium. he's still there.
