Shower Fulmer with Krispy Kremes before the game

All of Fulmer's pre-game antics deserve a response from the LSU fan base. A pre-game bombardment of Krispy Kreme donuts along with a HUGE CHORUS of profanity and insults upon Phil Fulmer coming out of the tunnel would be an EARNED REWARD for Phat Phil. He can't run fast, so a number of these Krispy Kremes might just find their mark. LSU would not be penalized for this action, as it did not occur during the game. There might be a few ejections and even arrests for those caught hurling the high cholesterol bombs at Phattimus, but it's certain that an LSU-sympathetic DA's office in BR would end up tapping offenders on the wrist & giving them a small fine and a :yelwink2: .

I'm coming to the game with 8 dozen boxes of Krispy Kremes. We'll use up 6 during practice. It's a stretch, but I can chuck one almost 40 yards from my seat on the East side Section 304 when Phattimus comes out the tunnel. Wind/rain will be a factor.

5 Tips for Hurling Krispy Kremes at Phattimus
1. Practice, Practice, Practice! Know your effective range!
2. He doesn't run fast, so don't lead him too much.
3. Index finger on edge, thumb & middle finger containment
4. Slow away, accelerate arm w/up motion through release
5. Leave box open for 3 days to achieve desired staleness.

Buy your Krispy Kremes today, we'll see you at the game. We'll be the bunch tailgating & hurling Krispy Kremes in practice. Anyone on the east side in Sections 304 that wish to trade tickets for better ones in Section 306, come see us.

 

Hurricanes bring out the most idiotic people.

 

That sounds like a terrific way to make sure a national audience thinks we're arseholes. Way to represent.

 

Probably should go to plan B

 

Yes, Plan A may leave some outsiders with the thought that you're spending relief fund money on Twinkie bombs.

... kinda sends the wrong message...
save your ammo... PhatPhil won't be getting skinny any time soon.

 

:hihi:

I would laugh my ass of if while watching on ESPN2 I see a donut flung across the field. :grin:

 

I may eat mine before I threw it

 

What you gotta do is be waiting outside of the airport and do a DRIVE BY Kremeing.

And wear Florida jerseys and have Florida flags on your car, that way they look like the *******s not us.

 

Texas Tech had a tradition of flinging tortillas (they fly like frisbees) before, during, and after games. Even as a tradition, throwing food onto the field is considered poor sporstmanship. If the other team was on the field, even before the game started, and a tortilla was thrown, unsportsmanlike penalties were threatened. There were lots of comments about how the local food bank could have used these items. Even in "Good" times throwing food is not a way to impress your friends and neighbors..

 

I was thinking of a Krispy Kreme truck escort from the airport.