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Skyfall can suck it

Discussion in 'The RoundTable' started by tirk, Nov 12, 2012.

  1. tirk im the lyrical jessie james

    The 44-year-old actor told Rolling Stone magazine in its November cover story that the thrill that comes with a license to kill is gone. Or never was there to begin with. “I’ve been trying to get out of this from the very moment I got into it,” Craig said, “but they won’t let me go, and I’ve agreed to do a couple more, but let’s see how this one does, because business is business and if the sh– goes down, I’ve got a contract that somebody will happily wipe their ass with.”


    He will do 2 more and then black idris Elba to replace him. Cool dude from the wire.
  2. shane0911 Well-Known Member

    Good, I've not seen any of the bond films with craig as 007 and now that it is out that he is a pole smoker I won't see any. Hopefully they can get someone closer to the True bond mold to take over for him.
  3. StaceyO Football Turns Me On

    He's hot, though. ;)
  4. shane0911 Well-Known Member

    Don't most pillow biters fall into that category?
  5. StaceyO Football Turns Me On

    Sadly, yes, it seems.
  6. red55 curmudgeon

    No, he really is by far the best Bond since Connery.

    Dude is married to this . . .

    [IMG]

    Hard to picture him as a switch hitter.

    Now, Roger Moore . . .
  7. shane0911 Well-Known Member

    Look amigo, I saw it on the cover of a supermarket tabloid, you know those rags don't lie. Plus at least one of the posters in this thread that saw the movie said he was grab assing or kissing or some other tomfoolery with another man that those of us that don't live on brokeback mountain just don't do.

    You should have your ass kicked for even mentioning him in the same breath as the ORIGINAL Bond.
  8. StaceyO Football Turns Me On

    It was more like some dude grab assing him (though I wouldn't mind grabbing that ass, either.) Although he did say something like, "You think I haven't done this before?"
  9. shane0911 Well-Known Member

    And there you have it. If he said anything other than WTF followed by a strong right cross then he is a full fledged fag. Connery would have knocked him out without saying a damn thing. POW, right in the cock holster.
    StaceyO likes this.
  10. red55 curmudgeon

    You haven't seen a Craig film, Hoss! Get the fuck out of here!

    They've gone back to a lot of the raw Bond James Bond attitude of the Connery films where 007 will cold bloodedly shoot a henchman in the back and be an arrogant dick to practically everyone. They aren't so politically correct as the previous decade or so. This one even had the nude silhouettes behind the titles.

    Soon we'll have Bond girls with names like Pussy Galore and Plenty O'Toole again.