Smart Radio

Discussion in 'Free Speech Alley' started by SabanFan, Jan 23, 2004.

  1. SabanFan

    SabanFan The voice of reason

    Oct 21, 2002
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    A woman bought a new Lexus LS 400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked.

    The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.

    The woman drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven," she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said, "Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.

    One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid them. "ASSHOLES!" she yelled....... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by the Dixie Chicks...
  2. Bestbank Tiger

    Bestbank Tiger Founding Member

    Oct 18, 2002
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    Works better when a pickup truck cuts her off ans she yells "Inbred $%&^%* yahoos!"

    And from the radio: "Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen, it's a lovely day here at Jordan-Hare Stadium"

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