Brooklyn Decker and Chrissy Teigen apparently convinced airport security to take an x-ray photo of them being goofy and posted it on twitter. I had no idea these machines were this detailed but damn. https://twitter.com/BrooklynDecker/status/266262814149197824/photo/1
Look at the big brain on Kyle! I would imagine these two used their universal man kryptonite skills to get what they want....
Sorry. Those TSA mf'rs, at least the ones I have dealt with, don't have a sense of humor. My first reaction is that this aint from the airport.
The chicks frisk the chicks. I saw one feel a hot female up and down. I stood and watched in disbelief it was so awesome and I'm pretty disinterested in idiots in general so it was way over the top. The tsa chick even said you must work out. She said daily and 4 kids or some shit. It was like skinemax in the opening scene. The part about me joining in though was when I woke up on the plane.
Teigen is married to John legend and is dumb even relative to a supermodel btw. [ Your wife needs to come through for you, bro. Should I have a talk with her.
