A guy asks his wife, "Why do I always get a boner when I look in the mirror?" His wife replies, "Because your dick thinks you're a pussy too." Throw'em out there...
Jewish kid wants to take a girl on a date so he has to ask his dad for some money, he says "dad, can I have 50 dollars to take Jenny out" Dad says "30 DOLLARS???!!!?? WHAT DO YOU NEED 20 DOLLARS FOR???!!!"
Pimp's collecting from his new girl, "how much money did you make tonight?" "$40.25, answered the girl. "Not very good" said the pimp, "who gave you a quarter?" "All of them" she answered
Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish-American princess with a French prostitute? A: A woman who can suck the numbers off a credit card.
