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Tenn QB Jim Bob Cooter (yes that is his REAL name) was found driving drunker than cooter Brown.

Sorry I don't do links.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

dat rite dar is funnay!

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It's not a cheap hooker, it's just a link.

No chance Erik Ainge misses the season opener for the same offense.

Come on Phat Phil, the guy's name is Jim Bob Cooter what did you expect? With a name like that I'd stay drunk.

He was last seen drinking here:

By "not doing links" he means too lazy to find the link.

You SAIR! have offended my honor and I challenge you to a duel with vodka pistols at 5 feet!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't, my foot hurts and I don't care for vodka.