1. The blonde rally killer.
  2. Maybe he should dye his hair red.
  3. Well, guess the blonde doesn't work. But he needs to just give his bat to Freeman.
  4. I thought our pitching staff was thin...FSU had to start their batting practice pitcher
  5. Mulkey needs to shave his/her head next inning.
  6. Doesn't he know he's wbite and not a cool black dude like OBJ or the Honey Badger.
  7. He looks like a ditzy bimbo. Why didn't he wait until he is cut by his last single A minor league team and he comes out as gay on Dr, Phil
  8. I bet tiga put the call in to grab one of our bats
  9. Damn
  10. Oppo homer. Damn.