Fun fact: Zach Hess is not allowed near flammable objects. OSHA requirement due to too much heat. #SafetyFirst

Look how pissed he gets on balls.

See if he can get a 97

I'm surprised our baseball "experts" didn't find something to find fault with Hess' performance.

Get with the program. It's called reverse optimism. You should be really good at that.

STFD

Let's Geaux!!!!!

NOW we need the chicken foot, the beak, screw it bring the whole bird. The possum, the spider, the beachball a couple of tigas goats, a squirrel and just to make sure @tirk needs to go get us a slump buster tonight.

How bout them Tigers