...has to be the Lafayette Daily Fertilizer/Daily Disappointment. Here we are, less than 2 weeks from kickoff and this rag, 50 miles from the LSU campus had the following college FB articles in today's paper: "Cajun's Progress Evaluated": That's the headline. Here's the gist of the article: THEY STILL SUCK!!! "IMPOSSIBLE TASK? Big12 squads gearing up to try to challenge Sooners": This took up half a page and gave a capsule synopsis of every freakin' Big 12 team's chances to beat Oklahoma. We were favored with a picture of Bob Stoops and Roy Williams. "OFFENSE SPARKLES FOR GAMECOCKS IN SUNDAY DRILLS": This was the headline over their "College Notebook" section. Along with being informed that the Cock's offense is doing so well, we subscribers to the"Daily Menstruation" were further informed that "Blackwell, Walley run well" an update on USM's running backs and "Auburn alters it's 2004 slate". Well Whoop tee doo, I certainly didn't want to wait another second for new information on theBarner's schedule FOR NEXT YEAR!! (By the way, Bowling Green ditched them for Oklahoma and they scheduled the Citadel in it's place). LSU? not a freakin' word!!!! Please, Please...Will the Advocate (the Baton Rouge one, not the gay one) ever deliver to my neck of the woods?