This comes from a Bama fan but is still funny... THIS IS AWBUN FOOTBALL!!!!!!! It is saying, "Wheee!" whenever Bobby Lowder shakes his snow globe. It is not Bear Bryant. It is the smell of fresh cow manure wafting through Jordan-Hare stadium. It is the Poulon Weed-Eater Bowl. It is owing your ex-coaches hundreds of thousands of dollars. It is paranoid inferiority complexes. It is hearing alumni from other SEC schools refer to you as "the rubes." It is watching Bama blow your team out the day after your quarterback wins the Heisman. It is winning your only national championship during a probation year. It is Buster Brown calling his daddy at half time. It is buying your way out of big games. It is hearing your announcer say, "Auburn takes the lead over Appie State!" as if he's calling the national championship game. It is watching Ben Leard run off the field after a nail-biting win over Appie State yelling, "We're Back!" It is getting the recruiting rejects from Bama, Georgia, and Florida. It is seeing your head coach on national TV give a halftime speech, saying, "Men, we're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna." It is Jeff Burger asking Bo Jackson "Why did you run to that side?" & Bo saying "Huh?" It is telling people from other parts of the country that Bo played for Auburn not Alabama and hearing them ask, "Where's Auburn?" It is almost running out of toilet paper whenever Auburn lucks up against Bama or Florida. It's "keeping it down home cuz". It is reading police reports as much as game programs. It is hosing down Georgia students after another loss. It is holding up four fingers at the end of the 4th quarter because Bama does it. It is having 5 SEC Championships in 107 years. It is having more NCAA investigations than National Championships. It's paying an ex player in dire financial straits from your rival school to make up stories about illegal payments against his own school. It's about being an Alabama wannabe. It's about having that little brother syndrome - Hey, mommy look at me! It's all kind of sad. It's calling Bama UAT because that is the best they can come up with. It is sharing the name "tigers" with countless pee-wee, division 1 AAA, 1AA, and 1A teams. It is buying championship rings for an 4th ranked 11-0 team because you know that this the closest you will probably ever be to a national championship. It is all of a sudden becoming a huge basketball fan because your football team sucks. It is Awbun Football!!!!!!!!
its about Auburn getting their little feelings hurt when someone chants tigerbait at them. its about Auburn "fearing" for their lives at Tiger Stadium. Its about Auburn saying when they come to Tiger Stadium Grannies and Small children are cussing them out. its about Auburn for having such class since Tuberville came to Auburn that they stomp on Logo's and players trying to pick fights when band members at halftime.
Good luck this year Auburn. It's been a while since you had to have preseason greatness thrust upon you. If you end up at the end of the season ranked what you start it( some people think it's top 5) you'll have my respect. It's hard to go thru the season with a bullseye painted on your back. You can have it. I'd rather start the season not even ranked. Respect is earned not given.
Right. Last year sure proved that correctly. LSU and UGA have now won back to back SEC Titles while Auburn hasnt won one since.....1989! 13 year streak....
UGA won the game last year on a 1 in a million luck shot, hail mary, 4th and 15 pass. Gloat all you like, but I'll guarantee you Auburn will not endure the SECC drought UGA went through (what was it, 20 or 22 years). Don't crow too hard there Dawg. We'll see you in "Jordan-Hare East" this November. As for the Bammers, all I can say is that I feel for you this fall. There are going to be a lot of black eyes and "accidental household injuries" in the trailer parks all across Alabama this season. The way I hear it, the emergency rooms are already stocking up with supplies needed to treat swollen eyes, busted ribs, and broken jaws. I, too, would rather have seen Auburn ranked between 12-15. We'll see how they handle the pressure. Hopefully, we won't pull a Bama and choke.
