found this on another Tiger board...found it so funny I had to share: Twas the night before Xmas Bob Stoops was in tears He'd just had a nightmare of a nude Marcus Spears "Hey Bob" said young Marcus "I've just run ten laps. Would you like me to bend over so you can take snaps". Bob awoke from this nightmare and let out quite a scream How on God's green earth could he have had such a dream As his tears subsided he felt a great shame was this God's way of saying "You don't belong in this game" Bob yelled "Yes we belong! Us as champs you'll anoint. Please try and forget K-States 35th point" but just as these words had left Bob Stoops lips Pete Carroll strolled in clearly having had some sips "Coach Stoops" slurred Pete Carrol "Of this Bowl you do boast but I'm here to warn you of three very large ghosts" "How do i know this" he placed his drink on the shelf "Cause I'm stuck in the Rose Bowl and I brought them myself" Then in burst Nick Saban and showing no fear "Allow me to introduce myself, the AP Coach of the Year" "Now Pete I am sorry and I know that this rhymes but you lost to a prep school in three overtimes" "And Bob as you sit there and plead your weak case a four touchdown loss you just can't erase" "Yes we gave some tiger for the Gators to cook but I was just doing a favor for my old friend Ron Zook" "now three short days after the first of the year one team will be standing a new poll will appear" "and since the trojans will have been made queens by the Number 4 two loss blue Wolverines" "that leaves your Sooners and my Purple and Gold after sixty short minutes the truth will unfold" "Like we did to Eli with the Heisman in sight Mr. Chad Lavalais please meet Mr. White" "And now all good rhymes must come to an end so let me tell you my dear two loss friend" "When this game is over and you must get away Mike Price will be waiting... at Rick's Cabaret" "To lend you some wisdom and a twenty or two and prove there are worse off coaches than you"
