At least they know which hand goes over their hearts! I'm sure that was some sort of photoshop though right?
It was transporting his Kenyan birth certificate and pictures from his secret meeting with Bigfoot. flabengal will probably run with this.
actually, it was supposed to be a meeting with the honey island swamp monster. but now that word is getting out through wiki-leaks that it was the h.i.s.m. who rigged the twin towers for explosives for the cia, he has gone into hiding and bigfoot is being used in his place.