What is the face value..

for tix in the lower bowl of Jordan-Hare? any Aubies wanna help me out?

 

1 bottle of black jack ... unless u look like road kill

If you are average looking and have a bottle of liquor, at least 26 teeth, maximum only one missing up front, and aren't afraid to chat up the girls, you can see the game for a cost of 1 Bottle of Black Jack.

Instructions:
1. Arrive early, play dumb & smile a lot & walk around wif yore liquor bottle.
2. Ask the girls questions about the seating & sections in the game.
3. Find out which ones have the good tickets (ones you'd like to have).
4. Stick around and get them extremely drunk
5. Take 'em in the woods (Small radio for music, Nice blanket ... three condoms, six if she's hot and you wanna go twice ... I triple wrap the Monsta, hey they practice beastiality over there)
6. Have your fun and wait til she passes out
7. Take the tickets and go see the game.

 

Wow. That's... wow. I mean...



Speechless.

EDIT: I should have seen what's coming. Read below.

 

Thnx for reminding me.

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so i'll answer this guys question with an answer of $50

 

So, what you're saying is, they are worth about as much as ramah's little fish.

 

I know that's how much LSU charged us and the students I know that got some.

 

i've go no clue if its $50 all around. I got two tickets through TAF for UT and they were $50 a piece for upper endzones. We bought two lower goal line bowl on ebay for $100 a piece and they said like $21.28 face. Who knows...

 

Wow...sounds like someone hit the black jack already tonight.:dis: thanks for the actual answer macattack.

 

Except for student tickets, face value for all Auburn-LSU tickets is $50.