Kim Jong Un is missing, dear leader has not been seen for 3 weeks. He must be flying around the sun right now, or fighting ariens with Green Rantern.
I think he snuck out of North Korea and is partying it up with Dennis Rodman in Vegas. Making it rain and doing lines of coke on stripper's asses.
The watchers say that there is nothing unusual about the Korean military right now, so its likely not a coup. Most think it is some kind of health problem. Video has shown him limping badly all summer. I want one of those Korean Generals caps . . .
See what happens when you have access to the entire elite Sex Kitten Battalion? Kims are dropping like flies.
